Monday, August 28, 2006

Man... so popular...

...So... I'm being watched by Big Brother, it seems.

Actually, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, which I spelled wrong, but it DOES turn out that I have a lot more readers than I realized. Of course, I've only learned of two people that I didn't know about before, but still -- I never expected ANYONE to read this blog, so you see my point.

...You? Who's "you", anyhow? I may not even know. I'm told a lot of people read this. I'm just cool like that.

So, how to entertain my newfound audience? Hard to say. Personally, I find my life rather boring, but it seems to have struck YOUR fancy, so I shall continue.

My Livejournal covers most of the big stuff (Andrea's wedding, other weddings... what else have I done this year?), so I'll just quickly re-iterate: Her wedding was totally rockin', what with the cake that looked like a tree stump. Oh, don't get me wrong, it INTENTIONALLY looked like a tree stump. An appetizing tree stump. Anyway, good 80s music, as well as some stuff I seem to recall having to leave the room for, but that's OK. 'Twas her wedding, not mine. I guess I'm just lucky the priest didn't accidentally say MY name.

You read correctly. "Do you, Andrea, take Michael...?" "No, no I don't. I take DANIEL."
Or something like that. I was too busy chortling.

So, uh, yeah. I'm back in Hades, Virginia, to continue my studies. Christendom, and all. How's that going for me? Well, I just discovered I dripped honey mustard on my pants from dinner 5 hours ago and it's not in a very nice spot. How do YOU think it's going?!

Have an 8:30 class tomorrow, along with a world of homework I'm supposed to be doing right now. Honestly,I'd rather just be in Wisconsin with Leah m'dear, watching House and the like. And drinking "Tilt", whatever that is. Sounds like something I would enjoy. I love Leah, she loves me, and we would both love Tilt. That would be, as New World Order put it, a bizarre love triangle.

...Every time I see you fallin', I get down on my knees and pray...

Of course, I think my time would be better spent actually CATCHING you, rather than asking for Divine Intervention, but ok..

Where am I going with this? What am I DOING?! I don't even know. But YOU, gentle reader, YOU know what you want. And YOU want to go do something useful. So.... BYE.



Blogger punkrebel said...

I love you, too. But, I really don't see your logic. How do you figure that because you love me, and I supposedly love Tilt, that you, too, would love Tilt? Flawed logic, dude, flawed logic. Of course, I should talk...I think I got, like, a B or something in that class. Which was about four years ago...

1:05 PM  
Blogger Scarcely Human said...

Naw, naw, I'm just sayin' that if I DID love Tilt, which I may grow to, then it would be the aforementioned bizarre love triangle. But, maybe I won't. I need to try this stuff.

2:07 PM  
Blogger punkrebel said...

By the really have to change your profile thingy again. Unless you're still a sophomore...

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Axl said...

Y'know, burned-out eighties rock stars are interested in your thoughts too. Write more! And get some people, so that I can get my people to call your people.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Scarcely Human said...

Oh, I HAVE people. They just aren't as popular as I am. 'Sides, maybe I just want to talk to Slash.

Tryin' to get in the habit of posting more, it just... get's hard. I have less and less to say. But I'm tryin', I'm tryin'...

5:42 PM  
Blogger White Phantom said...


(I shouldn't talk.)

6:16 PM  
Blogger Scarcely Human said...

It's only been 9 days! How interesting do you think I AM?!

11:22 AM  
Blogger punkrebel said...

I think you're very interesting...then again, I might be biased.

6:37 PM  
Blogger White Phantom said...

You actually are pretty interesting. You lead such a strange life. . . Hehehe

7:02 PM  
Blogger Fidelio said...

Hmm. We wish you were with us in Rome, Hich. You came up in conversation, in fact, just the other day. You'd love it here.

Hopefully, you wouldn't get carded like Dominick did. ;-)

12:36 PM  
Blogger Scarcely Human said...

HA HA HA!!! Dominick got carded... that's frickin' hilarious. Of course, if anyone should, HE should.

Do tell, how did I come up in conversation? I'm curious about this sort of thing.

10:29 AM  

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